NEWS

Good evening, and welcome to tonight’s broadcast from the Democratic Republic of Egg. We have a full state of updates from the micronational world and right here at home, so let’s dive in.

Starting with international news, Nyemoore has officially introduced a new national flag. The old green-and-orange design featuring a squirrel has been retired. In its place, citizens will now fly a pink-and-orange flag with a fox at the center. According to Nyemoore’s leadership, this change reflects a shift toward a more modern national identity. They emphasized that, while the design is new, the tradition of honoring animals and nature remains a key part of their values. The update has sparked mixed reactions across the micronational community, with many guests wondering what other changes might follow.

In a major diplomatic development, Bisklison has undergone a dramatic transformation. Once considered one of Egg’s most controversial rivals, Bisklison has now adopted the structure of a democratic monarchy. This shift came after Egg threatened to release the so-called “Bisklison Files,” which reportedly contain sensitive documents, internal communications, and even disturbing online behavior. Under mounting pressure, Bisklison agreed to reform. Egg officials are calling this a major win not just diplomatically but ideologically, as they continue to push back against groups seen as destabilizing forces in the micronational world.

Egg has also expanded its diplomatic reach by officially recognizing Wittopia, a micronation based in Illinois. This move is part of a broader effort to build stronger ties among smaller nations and encourage collaboration in areas like culture, defense, and shared infrastructure. Leaders from both Egg and Wittopia have expressed optimism about future joint projects and mutual support.

Back at home, Egg is making strides in agriculture. The first crop of carrots has been planted, marking the beginning of a real push toward food sustainability. While small in scale, this effort represents a shift from symbolic gestures to practical systems. Citizens have responded positively, seeing the garden as a sign that Egg is growing not just in spirit but in substance.

The military is also expanding. Egg’s Air Force has acquired a new aircraft, though details about its design and capabilities are still under wraps. Officials say this addition will improve aerial readiness and give the nation more flexibility in responding to future needs. It’s part of a broader effort to strengthen Egg’s defense systems while maintaining a peaceful posture.

One of the most exciting domestic projects is the construction of Egg’s first treehouse. The structure will measure ten by ten feet and serve multiple roles: on some days, it will operate as a hotel for visiting dignitaries or citizens; on others, it will transform into a diner, offering food and a gathering space. The frame is budgeted at $400, with another $300 allocated for OSB board to complete the build. Renderings of the design are currently being shared with the public, and early reactions have been enthusiastic. Leaders describe the treehouse as a symbol of Egg’s creativity, hospitality, and resilience, a place where ideas and people can come together.

On the economic front, Egg has launched its first official currency: the Chicken Tender. Originally backed by steel, the government now plans to transition to a copper standard. Officials say copper offers better long-term stability and value, making it a smarter choice for Egg’s growing economy. Citizens have begun using the currency in small exchanges, and plans are underway to expand its use in trade and budgeting.

In political news, the results of the latest election have been confirmed. Legion has been elected president with five and a half votes, thanks to Egg’s unique voting system where military members receive one and a half votes each. Rose received three votes for vice president, while Mason earned two and a half. Looking ahead, Egg plans to adopt a star voting system, which would allow voters to rate candidates instead of choosing just one. Officials hope this change will lead to more representative outcomes and reduce the chances of ties or voting imbalances.

Egg is also rolling out citizen ID cards, which will be made in-house using a new laminator. The cards are designed to improve organization and help foster a stronger sense of national identity. Citizens will be able to use them for official events, voting, and other civic activities.

Looking to the future, the government has outlined several ambitious goals. These include expanding agricultural efforts, building new civic structures, and possibly hosting regional events to bring together micronations in friendly competition. The hope is that these gatherings will strengthen relationships and showcase the creativity and diversity of the micronational world.

Turning to the weather, conditions remain calm across Egg, with mild temperatures expected throughout the week. As autumn approaches, cooler weather is on the way, and citizens are encouraged to prepare for seasonal changes.

And finally, on the cultural front, Egg is preparing for its first official football match, also known as soccer. The game is expected to draw strong local interest and could become a national tradition. Beyond the sport, leaders hope the event will build community spirit, encourage teamwork, and give citizens a chance to celebrate together.

From diplomacy and defense to farming and football, the Democratic Republic of Egg continues to grow and evolve. With each new project and policy, the nation is building not just infrastructure but identity, all with creativity, care, and a clear sense of purpose.

Nyemoore's Former Flag [Left] Current Flag [Right]